Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Be sure to read the WHOLE thing!

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is ~ 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are ~ 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services.
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Now think about this: Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U. S is ~ 80,000,000.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is ~1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. (That will only surprise you if you're not paying attention)

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

2 Comments:

At Tue Oct 16, 01:59:00 PM CDT, Blogger anna banana said...

Doctors say they have a medical 'practice' for obvious reasons.

 
At Wed Oct 17, 09:15:00 PM CDT, Blogger Rich Hendrix said...

Well, allrighty then! Is it MAL-PRACTICE if you get well and don't die!
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