Email Virus Alert from Deb Stambaugh
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth) . If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll FART so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!! ............ ......... .....pitiful
posted by LindaWright @ 10:57 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I think the last paragraph is a little aggressive and boastful...I think in reality, most of the people are just watching it and wishing for it cause if it actually happened to them they would just think its part of the movie.
debbi, debbi, debbi. with all the energy you're not burning off at work, how long do you expect to stay out of jail?
as for the post, damn funny. i think you should either run for mayor or write a regular column here on the blog.
i'm going back to sleep so i can dream that i'm retired and getting carted everywhere in someone's truck.
Yeah Steve, doesn't it suck to be me. As far as the jail part, you know what they say, 'there is a fine line.....'and I was gonna run for Mayor, mainly just to piss him off, but then I would have to move back in to town...to many cops around to do that.
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