Food for Thought
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ? Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
2 Comments:
I can't speak to the rest of the questions, but I can speak to the one about swearing.
It's false...of few of you Cottage Hills kids may remember, I was in trouble more than once for swearing on the playground.LOL Don't really even know when I started that and why...I never heard it at home.
Yeah Rich, I think we had that one perfected long before we got behind the wheel of a car or the bars of a bike. And I remember exactly how I learned to cuss. There were 9 kids from my Dads litter and they were all proficient in the art of profanity and everything else you try to shelter your kids from.They all lived on Southern Illinois and moved all the time. We always made a game of finding there new abode by following the Miller beer cans on the side of the road. I miss those guys.
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