Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Hey, Ken! Did you mention a thong contest?



Do we even dare ask for guesses about which feet belong to which classmate?

John Walker's Feet X 2
Divided by Cheryl Staicoff's Foot
X Gwen Vollintine's Foot
plus Sheila Stoddard & Gwen Vollintine's Feet
Equals 6 Civic Memorial High Student's Feet

May we mention how readily John Walker put those thongs on and how natural it was for him walking around in a one inch heel?
We must also mention that all of the ladies were scheduled for pedicures the following day, but the roving reporter camera caught them a day early.
One other point, it's not easy to wear a thong with pantyhose.

19 Comments:

At Tue Dec 05, 10:00:00 PM CST, Blogger lois said...

I decided to zoom in on this picture...All I can say is WOW! There is some serious thong action going on here!

 
At Tue Dec 05, 10:52:00 PM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wear those things, so I'm eliminated.

 
At Wed Dec 06, 10:16:00 AM CST, Blogger BillRobinson said...

Are we going to change the rating on the Blog to MA with activity like this. Thong action like that in December in the midwest is very rare. WOW is correct I am "breathless in the bay"

 
At Wed Dec 06, 10:52:00 AM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

Something looks weird about some of those feet.

Breathless in the Bay. I like the sound of that.

Dr. Steve, are you very familiar with those fetish sites?

I must say that I'm thankful the thongs are on the feet and not somewhere else on the body.

 
At Wed Dec 06, 11:32:00 PM CST, Blogger lois said...

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At Fri Dec 08, 02:34:00 AM CST, Blogger Talk said...

Rene's got the right idea.....not touchin' dem tongs w/ a 10 foot pol......;-D

 
At Fri Dec 08, 07:20:00 AM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

We couldn't see any faces with the boxer shorts picture either but that didn't stop us from taking a guess, now did it?

Methinks Helen doth protest too quickly so I'm guessing that Helen BARED her feet for this pose! I'm guessing that Rene wore the nylons to appear as a SISTA hiding a BLISTA. Then there's sweet, little, innocent Lois. She's always got her foot in someone's door here lately. I bet she is the third set of feet.

Did I win????

 
At Fri Dec 08, 08:27:00 AM CST, Blogger lois said...

I haven't worn anything thonglike since I was three!
I get paid to put my foot in a door with your tax dollars, but as for this picture..I'm innocent, I tell ya, innocent.

 
At Fri Dec 08, 06:49:00 PM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These feet don't match. From left to right...#1 looks like it should be paired with #4 (no nail polish) and #3 and #6 are wearing hose. Were you all playing Twister without the mat?

 
At Sat Dec 09, 02:03:00 PM CST, Blogger Gwennie said...

Ah, the agony of de-feet!

Do the math:

JWFX2/1CSF(1GVF)+1SSF1GVF=6CMHSF

 
At Sun Dec 10, 08:16:00 AM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

Sounds like Dr. Ken-instein Burnett must have created those feet monsters for the picture and he's giving us his formula. However, I'm "math" illiterate. Could you translate, PLEASE?

 
At Sun Dec 10, 11:47:00 AM CST, Blogger Gwennie said...

F = feet or foot

 
At Sun Dec 10, 07:03:00 PM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

Ok. I think it says the following:

John Walker Foot times 2
divided by 1 Chris Schmidt or Christine Smith or Connie Schuenhofer Shultz Foot muliplied by 1 Glenn Vetter foot plus 1 Sheila Stoddard or Steve Shaw or Sherryl Stotler foot and another Glenn Vetter foot equals Six Civic Memorial High Students' Feet.

Bottom line - you think two sets of these feet belong to guys and one set belongs to a girl. Correct?

 
At Mon Dec 11, 09:53:00 AM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Linda,
Although I think you are definitely on track, four of the feet have polish on the nails. That would mean that one of our guy classmates gets the "full" pedicure. I think that we are looking at more girlie toes than guy toes.

 
At Mon Dec 11, 12:02:00 PM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

Well, it's official now - I'm not perfect!

I goofed on my most recent comment and need to APOLOGIZE TO CONNIE Schutzenhofer Schmidt for listing her name as Schuenhofer Schultz. That's what I get for trying to rely upon my memory. And, thanks to my private proofreader for catching that error.

 
At Mon Dec 11, 07:13:00 PM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

John,
Are you telling all of us that you have a foot fetish???

 
At Wed Dec 13, 09:17:00 AM CST, Blogger LindaWright said...

Oh my goodness. I really need to start thinking about "married" names for the ladies! What's really bad is that this happened at my house. I even took the "reveal" picture but I still couldn't solve the puzzle. What does that say about me? Did I really want you all to know that yet?

Who actually posted the math puzzle? Ken or Gwen? If Gwen, smooth move. I really thought Ken did it.

Everyone - See how we all misdirect and deceive you all without actually lying?

Wonder what's next?

 
At Wed Dec 13, 09:41:00 AM CST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deceit and lying, that's our game. Right, Ken?

 
At Thu Dec 14, 02:12:00 AM CST, Blogger BillRobinson said...

wow too late for this blog for me. Too many miles too many people already this week. I need to go to bed after reading all of this. I almost followed it, but this thinking is too deep for me tonight.

 

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