How True!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE GET OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5 Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most of All,
Remember -A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!
posted by LindaWright @ 9:42 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
I would prefer Back-Space. Once around is enough for some things.. Pimples and Puberty come to mind.LOL I have some of those signs and I play some of those games. NO, I'm not sayin' which ones. But, I ain't that old yet.
GETTING LUCKY is still GETTING LUCKY.
Sad to say but I can relate to some of these. I won't say which ones. I'll keep y'all guessing. Got back from N.C. The job fair at Blue Cross and Blue Shield of N.C. that I attended was a 3 hour interview process. Should hear something by the 27th of this month. Loved the area. It was really pretty and the people are nice. Say a prayer for me and wish me luck.
Rich,
I like the back-space idea...say back-space about 20 years worth but at this point in my life. Make sense? I wasn't fat, my hair still had color, and my bones didn't creak. lol
Works for me!!
All of these were great and sadly, too true, but I laughed out loud at the one about going braless takes all the wrinkled out of your face! Just too funny...
Hi, Rich! I like the backspace thing too. Would be a great thing, for sure.
Carla: Glad that the job fair went well. I've only been to that area once but my recollection is that it's beautiful. I'll sure keep my fingers crossed for you.
That hurts.
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