Tuesday, January 06, 2009

So that's what I've been doing wrong...

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Just what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But........A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far asskissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

3 Comments:

At Tue Jan 06, 05:56:00 PM CST, Blogger Carla said...

Yeah,
That's about right.

Here's wishing everyone a very blessed and happy new year.

Carla

 
At Wed Jan 07, 05:41:00 PM CST, Blogger debbi miller stambaugh said...

That is soooo awesome and true,I personally have never operated at 100% let alone an ass-kissing 118. Nope, never been accused of that one.

 
At Thu Jan 08, 06:16:00 PM CST, Blogger Rich Hendrix said...

Most days I hit 110%.
S M A R T A S S
19+13+1+18+20+1+19+19=110%

 

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