YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway - but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINNER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat and it only takes a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (More than 1 but less than 10.)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
THIS IS THE COOL PART.....The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week)
The next two numbers are....YOUR AGE ! ~~~ Oh YES, it is! DONT EVEN TRY IT, YES YOU ARE THAT OLD!!!LOL...
2008 IS THE ONLY YEAR THIS WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
